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Minireview: Terror in Talabheim (Warhammer 2e)

Terror in Talabheim is an adventure (close to a “mini-campaign”) for Warhammer, focusing on the walled city of Talabheim and also focusing on the Skaven. Reading the Children of the Horned Rat sourcebook in conjunction with this is probably a very good idea for a GM intending to run this, since the furry horrors feature front and center (eventually) in this.

The first third or so of the book is a sourcebook on Talabheim. The page count involved isn’t huge, but it’s enough to give a basic overview of the place and focuses on some important spots. Of course, the GM will need to improvise most smaller detail, but the info given here should be enough to get started. After that we get the adventure itself and… it’s pretty damn good, and a lot more large-scale and cinematic than I was expecting. Skaven plots are usually hidden in the background and involve assassination and subtle blackmail, but here… well, I don’t want to give specific spoilers but it’s fair to say that the shit well and truly hits the fan (and the PCs) in this one.

The story begins with the PCs (who are assumed to have at least some ties to Talabheim) stuck outside Talabheim where a plague is raging. Presumably the cure can be found inside the city, but that way is closed. Well, officially at least. Eventually the PCs do manage to gain access, and that’s when the real fun begins. It’s quite a ride. There are some things to be aware of here: first off, the GM needs to provide decent motivation for the PCs to want to enter Talabheim. A plague is given here, but some PC groups may just try to take the “run far away” option, which needs to be made into a very (obviously) bad idea. Secondly, the action near the end involves a lot of large-scale set pieces, so the GM needs to do quite a bit of prepwork here and fill in some detail where needed. That said, it’s a very nice adventure and switches gears and themes quite a few times. The beginning is social skullduggery and some covert sneaking around, while the end part is pure mayhem.

Minireview: Reality Optional, by Gareth Hanrahan

Reality Optional is a new Paranoia novel from Gareth Hanrahan, one of the main developers of the new Paranoia game edition. I’ve enjoyed his work on the game a lot, and I really liked this book too. In fact, it managed to be better than I was expecting, and I was expecting something quite good to begin with.

The story concerns one Jerome-G, a loyal (well, “ish”) employee of the Threat Obfuscation Department, tasked with creating new fake threats (so as to cover up real ones, according to the Computer’s brilliant plan). Things are fine and well (within Alpha Complex limits) until one daycycle when his “fake” threats start becoming real. The really do seem to be pirates (of the “yarrr!” variety) in the transtube tunnels, there really does seem to be a robotic independence movement, etc etc. Not that Jerome-G has too much time to worry about this, since he has apparently raised the ire of a Violet-level executive and his latest assignment (starting now) is reactor shielding duty. It’s a good thing he “accidentally” “found” this neat set of high-tech goggles, which allow him to view and bypass some Alpha Complex security settings. It’s a not-so-good thing that the goggles in question also seem to be raising a lot of interest. The kind of interest that wants to see Jerome-G become reactor shielding and the goggles moved to a more… deserving owner.

It’s a really fun tale, and reads somewhat like an old-style spy thriller (with distinct Paranoia overtones). This time around, there really is a theme of “paranoia”, since Jerome-G needs to figure out who (if anyone) he can trust in a world where everyone has at least three ulterior secret motives. He is also convinced that a secretive uber-conspiracy controls everything in the background… and he may well be right. Gamewise, this book mostly reflects the “Straight” story style (with a dash of inspired craziness here and there) – while the Computer does at times execute citizens on a whim, the main dangers are getting demoted, fined, or otherwise lost in bureaucratic hell.

Minireview: The Reptile Room, by Lemony Snicket

The Reptile Room is the second book in the “Series of Unfortunate Events” series of children’s books, and it continues the delightful tone of the first book, at times improving on it – here the base setup has already been done and the main characters introduced, so there is a bit more plot here. This time, the unfortunate Baudelaire children are sent to the care of one Dr. Montgomery (“their late father’s cousin’s wife’s brother”) – who turns out to be altogether surprisingly pleasant, if a bit obsessed with reptiles and snakes in particular.

One might imagine that the source of misfortune this time around would be those snakes, but one would also be wrong. It seems that Count Olaf from the first book is a recurring villain (perhaps for the whole series), and he makes his vile appearance later on in the book and things take a dark turn once again.

It’s a fun, quick read, and a nice one even for adults since there are numerous puns sprinkled here and there, ones obviously more meant the the adult readers. Nothing risqué, just cultural references which will probably be missed by young readers. Of course, it still is a children’s book and as such is somewhat simplistic and short on page count, as such books are. I probably would have loved this book (and series) at the target age (8-ish), and it’s entertaining enough even now.

Minireview: Tome of the Mysteries (Mage: the Awakening)

The Mage: the Awakening core book is horrible. It’s dry, confusingly written, and devotes all too much page count to rotes (i.e. “hardcoded” spells, as opposed to freeform ones). I’ve been told that Mage has potential as a game, but you really need to read some other sourcebooks to see that – and Tome of the Mysteries is the most often quoted “must-have” book. I can see why.

The book is a lengthy examination of how magic works in this game, with emphasis on freeform magic use. We’re given a system for categorizing various effects, giving the GM and the players guidelines at how many dots are needed for different things. There’s also a lot of discussion on how magic works in general (in the game, that is), including how it feels to cast it and other “fluff” but very important things. Given how dry the core book is, you might think that a book on the mechanics of magic to be a tedious read – but it’s actually not, most of the book is very well written and illustrates at time obscure points and effects in an engaging fashion.

The book ends with some more esoteric stuff, like use of Abyssal magic and the possible powers of Archmages. The Abyssal stuff is fun, a classic “get power fast, but at cost” trap with lots of story potential. The Archmage stuff is more abstract and not really all that useful, but at least it’s something.

Overall, this is a fantastic book for anyone actually thinking of running or playing in this game. It lets the players use freeform magical effects without too much GM headache, and provides a very nice conceptual framework for talking about them… and one that is also usable as an in-game subject of discussion.

Still not really sold on this incarnation of Mage, but this book does improve on the core book a lot.

This book used to be out of print and very hard to find at a reasonable price (annoying for such a “must have” book), but it has recently been entered in White Wolf’s “print-on-demand” program and is now available directly.

Minireview: Children of the Horned Rat (Warhammer 2e)

Skaven (the elusive “rat men”) have been somewhat conflictingly described in Warhammer Fantasy. On one hand, we have numerous sources citing the official line of “they don’t exist!” and the general belief that they are just a myth. On the other… well, they seem to crop up a lot in various adventures, and there seem to have been various “historically confirmed” cases of said rat men overrunning towns and even small cities. Of course, this isn’t really all that much of a conflict: adventure are by no means representative of the normal state of things (and a good thing that), and “officials” throughout history have been extremely good as denying even the blindingly obvious things – especially so in a world with little to no reliable news, where normal people generally do not travel at all.

So, skaven. According to Children of the Horned Rat, they exist (shocker) and are very very nasty. What most in the Warhammer world do not realize is that they are also quite intelligent, easily on par with men – it seems that without their built-in hyperactive personal survival drive (which leads to near-complete disregard of others, or the “larger picture”) they would have conquered large parts of the surface world long ago. As is, their vast warrens exist underground, in poisoned, supposedly uninhabited areas. There they dream ratty dreams of world domination, keep hordes of slaves, and dabble in murderous infighting.

The skaven are separated into clans, with very different focuses. One concentrates on disease, one on weird technical gadgets (ratling guns!), one on biological mutated horrors, one on stealth and assassination… the list goes on. Outside these major clans exist large numbers of minor clans, all looking out for a chance to grab their own chance for glory… which generally would happen at the expense of one of the other clans. It’s a very rat-eat-rat world.

There’s a lot of nasty here. The skaven aren’t just rats the size of men, they are also quite loathsome in behavior and hold zero esteem for other races; the main use for humans is either as slaves (to be worked to death) or food. Or both. You do not want to be taken alive by these guys. Alongside the nastiness we also get some humor; the fact that their own nature will almost always ensure that their large-scale plans fail, usually via a series of backstabs and betrayals, is great plot fodder. Also, the weird technological gadgets (most of which have a huge chance of going awry) are good for a fun bit of chaos, quite like orkish gadgets are in Warhammer 40k.

The book ends with a short example scenario, which is interesting in the sense that it can be played either as “normal” humans, dwarfs or what have you, or it can alternatively be played with skaven PCs – the book also contains rules for skaven character creation. I can see something like that working very nicely for a one-shot or short campaign, though a longer game as skaven might get tricky… their life expectancy generally isn’t all that long. Of course, some sort of underground Paranoia/Skaven mishmash might be a ton of ratty fun, if it focuses on skaven internal politics and backstabbing.

It’s a good intro to the skaven race, and gets extra points for giving up tools for actually playing skaven. The page count is somewhat on the low side, though, so I’m sure there was material that had to be left out of this simply for page count reasons.

Minireview: Tide of Honor (Pathfinder #53)

Ok, after the disappointing Forest of Spirits, Tide of Honor (written by Tito Leati) kicks it up a notch, and then some. Instead of an endless series of boring combat encounters, this module actually contains a huge variety of stuff, from social encounters to puzzle solving and (gasp) even an old-school maze. Sure, there’s also some combat of course, but here it’s not the main meal on the menu. Hooray for that. Many of the encounters and scenarios are also somewhat free-form in how the PCs might solve (or avoid) them.

The plot has the PCs, now in Minkai proper, realize that they need some serious backup if they intend to put their “own” girl on the throne. Enter a bunch of factions (some shady, some more legit) which might be willing to support a claim for the throne… assuming the PCs manage to gain their good graces. How to do that? Well, that varies a lot. In one case, it involves the assassination of a corrupt general. In another, the rescue of a geisha from an… ardent admirer. Or maybe they’ll need to get rid of some bandits, to get an important bunch of locals on their side.

Of course, all this takes some framing and a bit of delicate GM manipulation. Your typical D&D PC will probably just want to march to the capital city and claim the throne – it’s up to the GM to make very clear to the players that without local support, this is a monumentally stupid idea. Assuming that gets done, this module contains a lot of fun. In a way it’s somewhat old-school, in the sense that there are puzzles (and the aforementioned maze) here – but I for one like those, as long as they are well-executed.

Oh, and there are also ninjas here. There are always ninjas.

Minireview: The Ruby Phoenix Tournament (Pathfinder)

The Ruby Phoenix Tournament is a bit of a weird bird. It’s a standalone Pathfinder adventure module, but it’s set in a very nonstandard location (Tian Xia, Pathfinder’s faux-China) and has the players as contestants in a martial arts tournament. One cannot help but get the idea that it’s partly a marketing tool for the new Ultimate Combat sourcebook, since that is referenced in multiple places – but to be fair, the module does not depend on that book, just uses it for extra flavor if desired.

Anyway, the main feature here is a once-every-10-years martial arts tournament, where anyone can compete for a chance at fame and glory (not to mention access to a legendary hoard of magical artifacts). To add to the mix, this time around some of the contestants have other goals in mind, and are out to play for keeps. Naturally enough, the PCs are assumed to intervene, ideally before the shit completely hits the fan.

It’s not bad at all. The martial arts fights/contests are varied, and the side plot of “what else is going on” adds spice to the mix. Sure, some of the “clues” are quite… unsubtle, but that can be excused due to page count issues and need to keep multiple plot threads running. The GM can obfuscate some of the stupidly obvious clues, if needed. Of course, due to the nature of the story here it’s mostly useful as a one-shot game, it’s not very likely that your campaign will feature characters who are in the right place at the right time, with enough martial arts ability and fame, to take part in this. On the other hand, it is D&D-style fantasy, so realism can take a hike.